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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I helped chez_jae hide a body (-173 points). In May on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sassy_cissa (-5000 points). Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5191 points). For Christmas I deserve a a spanking from a certain blond Slytherin! Sincerely, jejo763

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