WTF brain?

[jejo763]

Things I've been thinking lately (don't ask why, my brain is a strange place):

• If Tony Stark is genderbent, where is her arc reactor located? If above the tits: too high, too close to neck and too far a way to be effective to prevent the shrapnel entering her heart (as far as I know at least); if where it is on male Tony Stark, wouldn't that just push her tits away from each other and be extremely uncomfortable being the size it is...
• It is said (at least in fanon) that Hulk's/Bruce Banner's bodily fluids are toxic/dangerous to others and having sex without condom is not advisable... So, where does that leave kissing?

Whew! Glad to have those of my chest...

Comments

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

Speaking as someone who's had her chest and heart opened up and tinkered with, if the ARC reactor were integrated into the ribcage (like it looks like it must be in order to see it through a t-shirt), the breast tissue could be pulled back to place it in, and pushed back into place when finished.

Perhaps not as easy (or sexy) to watch as it is when Tony does it, but doable. Not that I'm volunteering; I think my poor chest has enough metal in it already:)

[jejo763]

Yeah, no I get that. I know it's possible. But I don't think in that case the arc reactor would be completely visible.

It's just everytime I see genderbent!Tony mentioned I think the writer's just somehow forget that she has the arc reactor, or only mention it when it's convenient. I know I could suspend my disbelief, but everytime there's a mention of sexy dresses and push-up bras I think it must be uncomfortable (being where it is and being the size it is), because I always picture the arc reactor showing completely.